Sigh. Nothing ever goes to plan which is why I’m sitting at my desk slightly hung-over and famished. Last night my work event was a bit of a nightmare, a few CEO’s groped my arse and I was leered at by a little man I’ll call “Squatty” for most of the night. I was desperate for decent conversation so rang The Musician, who was a few blocks away and joined me for a drink in Soho. He’s cut his beautiful hair, which I’m so disappointed about- it used to cascade down his neck in thick dark waves and now resembles a brilo pad. I actually ended up having a lovely night; he was rude and entertaining- how I like him best. To avoid actually becoming a couple in the future I proclaimed I was desperate for children, and ready to settle down. Unfortunatly The Musician always sees through my bull, and just smirks at me in a superior omnipotent way. It’s incredibly frustrating, for both of us. I behave like a child in his presence hoping to get a rise out of him: he in turn becomes phenomenally arrogant. I always break first and he laughs quietly at my explosions of anger. Pathetic.

This morning I was at a press view for Storm, where I met two men from Gay Times who were fantastic (snappy shoes too) and received a limited edition watch. It’s beautiful but I’ve never worn a watch before- preferring to wade through time at my own pace. It could change my life, wearing a watch. Add a whole new dimension to my personality. Or it could just be a pretty accessory that I’m getting overly hysterical about.

Tonight is date with The Other and I’m terrified about for two reasons. One, I’m almost positive I prefer The Musician now, which is unfortunate because The Other is taller than he is and better looking. Secondly, he’s meeting me in Soho to “do something you won’t have done before, but don’t worry it wont involve physical exertion.” What the hell does that mean? I’m worried I’m not dressed correctly. I’m worried it will be something I hate- and for that matter how the hell does he know what I’ve done and what I haven’t? I’m preparing for a long night.

Wish me luck.